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 dude looks like an ass.
i bet his mother is so proud.
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Hello, customer service, how may I help you? juanpierre
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Superheroes that didn't pan out: Magnet Head. Chadly
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tatoos: $150
piercings: $800
hair style: free
scaring every child you see: priceless *

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juan had the ride all the chicks wanted.
better hang one of those pine tree things from your mirror, dude.
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Are we there yet? Sully
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You should hear the woofers in this baby! Bumpin! lbh
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so how much gas do you get per mile? *
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new from ford, the 'oxenator zx'.*

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is it always that color? shake it more than twice and you're playing with it.
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Good God, even YOURS is bigger than mine? lbh
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The women's penis envy liberation movement has hit its all-time low.
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wanna sword fight?*

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ten ball, corner cheek.  my balls are bigger then your balls.
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britney spears before she hit big.*

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how many turkeys do you see?
does this mean i drive a 'dump' truck? get it? 'dump' truck? you see, i'm taking a dump off the back of my truck. hahaha, i crack myself up!
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SWM seeks companion for outdoor adventuring. Sully
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Now i can shit, wherever i go. Shorty
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i can blast my gun and my ass at the same time.*
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crap on... crap off... the crapper.*
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next time, remind me to pull down my long johns too before i shit.*

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gee, coach, your hands are cold.
it looks like a penis, only smaller.
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Well...when do you remember having it last? Sully
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Wow, coach, you were right.
I'm like TOTALLY not worrying about my match now. lbh
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Where'd it go, Coach!??!? Drew Davis
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Right now, coach? Are you sure? Shorty
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You're only a couple ounces overweight, this will do the trick!
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come on, dad, i can't help it if mine is bigger than yours.*
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here's your problem. you have the cup on backwards.*
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i'm sorry, coach, i didn't mean to get my class ring stuck on there.*
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see, i told you i can tie it in a knot.*
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i think i found it. no wait, that's your thumb.
let's see, is that it? nope, pinky finger. damn, where is my penis?*
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rules are rules, you say you are a guy, but we have to check and be sure.*

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this job is the pits.
smell here often?
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Just making a pit stop before heading to Assville. Sully
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Hey, it beats prepping the proctologists' patients without gloves. Pickles
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foreplay for engineers.
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O.K., who put the super glue here? MOT
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This group sex club isn't all it was cut out to be! Big Al
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mmmm, cheese with a hint of spring onion on fields of roses in the summer sun.
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After 12 years, Mary was finally promoted from the ass sniffer department. coop
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Development for the new scratch-n-sniff deodorant. Okie
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Remember, no licking, just sniffing. jenny
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I knew I should have gotten my high school diploma. Lucas
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You too can make money the easy way..... BigBrother
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Clinic for obsessive compulsive armpit sniffing disorder. scott
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now taking applications.*
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oh man, i hate when i snort some guy's pit hair.*

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got puke?party! 1 

Dammit, dude, you didn't let me get my cup ready! lbh
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cover charge: $10
stupid ass ball cap: $10
too much beer: $35
puking all over your friends: priceless *
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"Cheese Snapple" was not a big hit with the test market.
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If you thought it was smooth going down... Erich
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Mom, here's a picture of the man I'm gonna marry. That's him on the left. I love him. Jenet
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Tonight on Fox, "Terrible Laxative Mishaps". Dax
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Who pissed in my cup? Lucas
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here, taste this new drink i had.*
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hello, puke here often?*
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see, i told you i had pizza for lunch.*
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let ME refill your cup!!!! anna
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Here, let me get that...(sneeze) aww, shoot, it's just a little cold, here, I'll wipe that up for ya. Leebee
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the band was good but the singer had a lot of  saliva. coop
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